Save Our People!

Recently we had a winter clothing drive at our school. The goal was to collect coats and other outerwear to give to a local charity that distributes them to people in need. We've done this for quite a few years and have always managed to bring in a decent amount of clothing. This year to help promote the winter clothing drive the fourth grade students created signs to hang around the school. Here are a few of the signs.

Not bad.  A bit short on information, but with the other signs it wasn't really needed.

Another good one. Nothing like making people feel guilty!

This one was right by the main school entrance. 

Slap Happy

It's been a while since I've written a post, but it's been a busy few months for me. Here's a little update. At the end of the previous school year the assistant principal job became available. After much thought I decided to apply for the job. I was fortunate enough to get the position, and luckily I am still teaching as well! I teach a section each of 6th and 7th grade math.

I was worried I wouldn't have enough funny stories to continue the blog, but I was wrong! Unfortunately, the first month and a half of a new job along with way too many fall weddings left me with little time. Now that things have calmed down a bit, I can get back to sharing some of the stories that keep me (and hopefully you) smiling.

Part of my job involves talking to those kids that get sent to the principal's office. Which makes sense because I am a principal... So far, this part of my job is definitely my least favorite. Today's experience wasn't fun, but it did have a moment that I couldn't help but smile about.

Tommy's teacher asked me to talk to Tommy about his behavior at recess. The previous day a recess supervisor had to ask Tommy, a 4th grader, to stop going up to girls and spanking them. Apparently this hadn't been the first time Tommy had to be asked to stop spanking his classmates.

When Tommy first got to my office we went through why he needed to see me. I explained to him that while he may have thought it was funny to spank the girls, it was an inappropriate thing to do. He expressed that he knew what he did was wrong and that he wouldn't do it anymore.

So I asked him: 'So you realize what you did was wrong?'
'Yes, I know it was wrong. I won't do it ever again.'
'Do you know why it was wrong?'
'Yes, because it was inappropriate.'
'Why was it inappropriate?'
'Because I will get in really big trouble if I do it again.'
'Yes Tommy, we talked about you having consequences if you do it again, but why will you get in trouble?'
'Cause it was inappropriate.'
'(Sigh) Yes, what causes it to be inappropriate?'
'Well, you get in trouble. Big trouble.'
'Tommy. Why is it wrong?'
'(After a slight hesitation) cause it's inappropriate?'

The circular conversation continued for a bit long before I finally explained not only why spanking is inappropriate, but what the word inappropriate means.

It's Honestly Not that Bad

Tonight I finished correcting all the students' state reports. It's a sure sign that summer vacation is almost here! There were definitely some reports that were put together at the last minute, a ton that were just amazing, several with some plagiarism, and few here and there that made me laugh.

Apparently, Claire has been to Alaska...

Who wouldn't want to live in a place with a cool name?

So lovely. I remember like it was yesterday!

Don't quote me on that.

This one is not part of the state project, but from a weekly reading log from my co-worker. We make sure the 4th graders put the title of the book and the author. Sometimes it's hard to find the author.

Rumblings and Musings

It's a busy time of year with field trips, big projects, and kids who can't sit still because the sun is out. I've been jotting a few things down over the past few weeks and finally have a little time to sit down and write. So without further ado...Deep thoughts. By fourth graders.

We were lining up for recess. I had on a black windbreaker. It looks nothing like leather. I had been wearing this jacket for about two weeks.
Luke: "Mr. Pajak, is that leather?"
"No Luke, I'm not sure what it is. I know it's not leather though."
Luke: "It looks like leather. Are you a biker?"

The students need to write a paragraph for the state project about their state's agricultural products. It took a little explaining to make sure everyone was on the same page with what 'agricultural products' are. After the long discussion, Josh had a question. "Why do they call them soybeans?"

After giving her state report to the class on Iowa, Becca asked Erin, "If you could live in your state, where would you live?" Erin's no-nonsense response: "I would not want to live in Iowa."

Natalie asked me during recess one day if I thought she talked a lot. She does. So I said yes. She responded with "My dad thinks I'm like my dad's mom, her name is Grandma Ann, she talks a lot too. He won't even talk to her on the phone."


And finally here is Samantha's latest spelling test. The parentheses are hers...Apparently she didn't even want to attempt number 11.

Stinky Paper

Today the students were working on some long division problems. I often have the students complete a few problems then check their work with me before they continue their practice. Today was no different and Natalie had just finished her problems and was at my desk to check her answers.

I love joking around with the kids, so when Natalie handed me her paper I said, "Ohhh. Man, this paper really smells!" I of course was completely joking.

Natalie's face showed a slight hint of redness, but a little smile crawled across her face, "Yeah, um, my hands are really sweaty."

Nobody else was at my desk, but I was worried that I had embarrassed her as Natalie is a girl who can be a bit self-conscious.

She took it in stride though continuing with, "It's kinda gross sometimes. I'll be working with my hand on the desk and then there will be this big wet spot."

I was finally able to tell her I was kidding, and that I didn't actually smell anything. She followed this with a slightly flustered sigh, but ended up going to her desk with a big smile on her face.

I will definitely not be smelling any of her papers she hands in.

State of Confusion

The culmination of our year in social studies is the State Project. Each student picks a different state and spends over a month researching, writing, and creating a presentation for that state. The excitement begins right before our spring break when states are chosen.

Each class can only have one student per state so they bring in a "top 10" list of the states they would like to research. I choose names out of a hat, and whoever is picked gets their top choice that hasn't been taken. Every year some students leave early for spring break (because school isn't quite as important as it used to be apparently) so they give their list to another student to keep track for them. Carly gave her list to to Brittany because she was going to be in Florida.

After the first couple of states had been chosen to lots of sighs, groans, and incoherent mumbling, Brittany walked up to me with the classic 'I need some help' look on her face. She whispered, "Mr. Pajak?" I waited for the rest. It took longer than I expected, but finally she said, "Um, is Chicago a state?" I told her that it was a city in Illinois. "Well, Carly has that as one of her choices what should I do?" Aware that the class was ridiculously antsy to get going, I had her just write down Illinois in that spot.

After the next state was chosen, Brittany was back up to talk to me. To keep things moving, I just had her give me Carly's list. I found out why she was confused:

Carly's Top 10 List
1. Texes
2. Alaska
3. Arizono
4. Hatti
5. Florida
6. Woconsin
7. Chicogo
8. N. Dakota
9. Mexico
10. New yourk

Home Sweet Home

Social studies tests are often a challenge for the 4th graders because this is the first year where they actually need to 'study' for tests. This year has proven to be no different. Thankfully scores have been steadily improving as the year has gone on and the students have learned to study and take notes.

We recently finished studying the midwest region of the United States. The test scores for this chapter were the highest they've been all year. I expected this, not only are the little Einsteins getting better at studying, but we live in the midwest. While the test scores were very good overall, there were a few answers that surprised me. After all, we live here.

Which of these four questions would be the hardest for you?
I'm guessing your answer is not #7. Did I mention this is where we live?

Wow. I'm pretty sure he meant it has good soil. Still, wow.