The Sh*# Teachers Deal With

An actual email one of my coworkers received today.  My coworker who teaches second grade...You know... second graders... not exactly the picture of 'self-control'...

Good morning Mr. Smith,

Just want to give you a "heads up" on Tony.  Tony has been constipated and we gave him a laxative last night.  Hopefully things will break loose before I take him to school today.  If not, at least you will be aware of his need to run to the bathroom.

Thanks,

Sandra